Er, I mean “The Patio Fireplace/Grill/Smoker. at Hammacher Schlemmer” …
I first saw this thing posted on Food-Gadgets last week sometime, but I didn’t get to check it out fully.
You can make six feet high of steaks all at once on it, or you could get a whole loin and “hang large primal cuts vertically from the meat hook on the grill smoker’s ceiling”. I don’t know if that sounds delicious or horrifying. I can just picture some creepy old Adderall junkie in a half bathrobe and bermuda shorts, holding a gigantic FORK standing next to this thing with a crazed grin on his face. That’s what I can picture.